Sickness and funk please leave my home...

Please, oh please sickness and funk leave my home. You've been around for a few days and I'm beginning to get tired of you. You have given my daughter a funky type of rash on her face and my son the H1N1 flu. You have caused me to visit the doctor twice this week. The hubby has been under the weather, too. Can you just leave me and my youngest alone and just go away?? Please...