I need to be extremely careful these days...

What in the world is happening to my family?? First, the youngest scrapes his entire leg outside. Then the husband decides the slice three of his fingers at work, one of them probably needed stitches. His response? "I just super-glued it together." Nice... Then the oldest steps on a tape dispenser that holds packing tape and slices her foot, not once, but also sliced the second foot since she decides not to move it the first time. There are only two of us left that have escaped injury thus far. Will our luck continue?